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Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.05.30 17:09:00 -
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I savagly committed murder last night in a named 0.4 system and still I got no bounty on my head from the victim !
I was in my trusty and deadly MOA...
I destroyed one Kestrel but that pilot warped away.
I shot at a Tristan and fired one cruise missile and two torpedos but that pilot warped away with ship intact. I came upon this same Tristan again but managed to destroy it quickly and then I podded the pilot for making me having wasted some ammo beforehand.
My sec rating went to a nice -2.2 which means I get chased by Navy toads in 1.0 systems who don't bother to even fire on me. But still I got no bounty on my head ! I would have thought for sure my actions last night would be worth a million isk to someone but noooooo - lol.
I did managed to sell back some loot to the Tristan victim - this was quite amusing. Apparently she had some money to waste on a common-drop weapon but none for my bounty. Hey, I got alts who want to collect any bounties placed on my head. So how many more innocent pilots do I have to murder before I get to let my alts collect bounties for my action ?
Oh and there was one Blackbird pilot to cam out to chase me away but he failed to take the bait and follow me into an ambush I arranged... Not that I don't think I couldn't have destroyed his Blackbird from 55 km away since he wasn't even close enough to try to lock me down or anything... |
Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.05.30 17:56:00 -
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 Originally by: Spanker
Originally by: Jacque Sparrow
Not that I don't think I couldn't have destroyed his Blackbird from 55 km away since he wasn't even close enough to try to lock me down or anything...
I'm placing a bounty on you for using triple negations
Well make it a big bounty will ya ! It'll cost me 1500 isk just to insure the shuttle I got to be flyin' when my alt collects the bounty... and then I got to buy the shuttle so that's another 10000 isk... So there's no point making the bounty any less than say 50000 isk although I think cold-blooded murder should be worth at least 1 mil isk myself - especially when the Corp that owns the pilot I capped has 72 members. Thx. |
Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.05.30 19:35:00 -
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Originally by: Darrin Tobruk
Originally by: Crimson Djinn
Originally by: Heidern
Edited by: Heidern on 30/05/2004 18:15:14
Jack you are truly the most retarded person ive seen on this forum......*sigh* i cant beleive god wasted perfectly good flesh on you when he could of made a dog....
There is no reason to be rude.. shame on you!
I think the guy is just saying what most of us are thinking anyway. 
By definition "we" are ALL retarded for playing this game ! If that makes me the chief retard then so be it. Or is it that any IDIOT can be a king among the retards ? - lol
Anyway, I have seen bounties as high as 5.2 mil isk on those with much lower sec ratings which means with a -2.2 sec rating I am a criminal in this game and therefore worthy of having a huge bounty on my head. I go about attacking and killing frigate pilots for no reason whatsoever other than the joy of scoring an easy kill; and I do this in Empire space albeit in low-sec space.
Anyway, my disappointment in not having a bounty remains and is only exceeded by the amusement in the way CCP managed to fail at thinking the bounty system through, I mean it's almost as if CCP designed in the fact that players "can" have alts without realizing there might be a benefit it someone with a bounty also having alts on more than one account who could be used to collect the bounty. I am LMAO over this one.
BTW - I don't need any doscount Shuttles - I got alts who can make shuttles for way less than 9000 isk each - I'm just too lazy to go pick one up or have one delivered so I buy them off the market. |
Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.05.30 20:20:00 -
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Originally by: GoGo Yubari
Originally by: Jacque Sparrow
I go about attacking and killing frigate pilots for no reason whatsoever other than the joy of scoring an easy kill; and I do this in Empire space albeit in low-sec space.
Maybe that's your problem. You attack frigate n00bs. They're naturally not going to dish out big bounties.
Of course, with a sec status of -2.2, you haven't killed many (at least not in empire space). The rating plunges pretty damn fast in 0.1+ space.
So it's not enough that I am a retard but now I am being accused of being lazy ? - lol
What's next, am I to be accused of being a Democrat too ? - LMAO |
Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.05.30 21:39:00 -
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Edited by: Jacque Sparrow on 30/05/2004 21:40:28
Originally by: Nafri
you arent a bountygirlÖ
I am guessing there will be no sex-change operations in EVE anytime soon what with the cost of other more cosmetic changes costing around $20 USD IRL. - lol
I do sometimes wear pink panties though... but don't tell anybody about it. - LMAO |
Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.05.30 21:42:00 -
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Originally by: Clipped Wings
To be blatantly honest, and to say what I think the majority of people using the section of the boards are thinking:
The reason no one will place a bounty on your head, is more or less because you're too pathetic to really bother with it. Most people skim your posts (which we had been blissfully free from, lately...You been banned frmo the boards?), then chuckle, as you once again spew forth either fanciful tales of your own prowess (although I seem to recall it being stated a few times you didn't have the steel to back your words), or rants about this and that, having little interest to anyone.
ATM I'm waiting for EVE to load me into space, that's my explanation for taking the time to write this post. What's your excuse for having gone through your original thread?
Safely docked in station?
Logged off at a safespot?
*Sigh*
So then I don't measure up to your standards then... who cares !
Does this CCP will Bnn me just because YOU think I am "pathetic" ? * yawn *
Don't waste your time trying to kill me - I routinely kill myself... |
Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.05.30 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Darrin Tobruk
......... feck it, I'm not even going to bother. 
It is us pathetic losers who play with 3 accounts who make it possible for the rest of you cool people to even be able to play this game at all. In other words you cool people get to play this game because us pathetic losers pay enough money each month to keep CCP in business. I just thought I needed to say the same thing twice because you might not have understood it the first time. |
Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.05.30 23:35:00 -
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Originally by: Clipped Wings
Originally by: Jacque Sparrow
So then I don't measure up to your standards then... who cares !
Apparantly you do, as you answered my post within 3 minutes.
Originally by: Jacque Sparrow
Does this CCP will Bnn me just because YOU think I am "pathetic" ? * yawn *
"Does this CCP will bnn me" ...Uhh...What exactly are you trying to say?
And no, CCP won't ban you, have I ever said that?
I'm just saying you are laughable. That is all.
Everybody who wastes their time playing this game is "laughable" or have you forgotten than all this is just so much "entertainment" ? Hmmm ? The only difference between playing EVE and watching TV is that there's no remote control for EVE and I don't know about you but I do watch TV while I am wasting away hours playing EVE. Get a grip on reality will ya ! - Thx. LMAO |
Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.05.31 02:18:00 -
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Originally by: Clipped Wings
Originally by: Jacque Sparrow
Everybody who wastes their time playing this game is "laughable" or have you forgotten than all this is just so much "entertainment" ? Hmmm ? The only difference between playing EVE and watching TV is that there's no remote control for EVE and I don't know about you but I do watch TV while I am wasting away hours playing EVE. Get a grip on reality will ya ! - Thx. LMAO
No, far from all people playing this game are laughable, but you are. Quit playing the unrightfully wronged part, and quit changing the subject. What I wrote was that you, as your EVE persona, are pathetic. I enver said anything about not having a real life, (closest I got was to imply that you watch your own threads with too much diligence) so get off that subject.
You asked, what it would take for people to set a bounty on your head, so you could collect it yourself. And then you ask why I think you're laughable?
Either you are not getting the point, or you're trying to wind me up. If the first is the case, tough luck for you. If it's the latter, then you're failing. I'm just chuckling a bit.
Nobody asked YOU to read this post so if you can't see anything you want to read here then close your eyes and stick your fingers in your ears and hum real loud and maybe this post will just disappear... LMAO ! |
Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.05.31 06:14:00 -
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Originally by: Clipped Wings
Now, if only you'd just stop spouting babble posts, or just get your alt to post a 5K bounty on your head, that'd go make me happy. Frankly, I find you to be a waste of bandwidth and pixles.
Have a nice life.
How self-absorbed are YOU ? You think your posts are not a waste of bandwidth and pixels ? LMAO |
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Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.05.31 07:49:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Calvert
Try destroying something bigger than a kestrel.
Although, prior to re-joining EV I tried out being a pirate and, despite killing 4 or 5 battleships in and around the 0.4's in Heimatar, I never got a single isk on my bounty from any of the vic's.
People refuse to put bounties on people because it's so easy to pod yourself if you don't have implants.
Unfortunately for me, I have only been podded once so I have a full set of imps.
I don't want a large bounty anyway - in fleet battles it means you get wtf-targeted a lot.
Obviously my expectations were not in line with reality so thx for the info everybody... I guess I will ive without the bounties I might collect using an alt. Doesn't mean I won't go about killing those I am able to kill, frigates are so easy to cap... and players in frigates need to know <0.4 systems are just not safe unless they can hold their own. |
Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.06.01 16:03:00 -
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Originally by: Kathira
Hm Jacque youre the second Sparrow Pirate I have heard about ( other was named Victoria ), but the best of that is, that you both are the same typ.
Loud, lousy, and not worth an ISK. Youre a griefer not a Pirat.
I have lots of respects for ppl. choosing the hard way of life as a pirate or a bounty hunter but for a griefer ..... never.
You destroyed some frigs with your cruiser ... BOA .. what great... youre UBER ....
Maybe next you should try to attack some shuttles.
So then your definition of "griefing" is when I happened to show-up in a 0.4 system at a place where another player happened to show-up and I was able to destroy a ship or two and then pod one person ? And you claim I was doing this to cause "grief" to both of these poor players ? Hmmm... I doubt seriously what I did was in any way anything anybody at CCP could call "griefing" but if you want to be full of sh_t then by all means feel free... |
Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.06.02 12:12:00 -
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Originally by: Hannibal Barca
Edited by: Hannibal Barca on 02/06/2004 09:01:10
He's not the only one who loves to dive into questionable sctivities and then brag about it on the forums.
No doubt he feels it's ok since he CAN do it.
Try playing the game without searching for things to exploit.
It might even be fun.
So an "exploit" in your mind is someone other than yourself playing the game ? How sad ! For you, I mean. |
Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.06.02 17:25:00 -
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Originally by: Luc Boye
Kill someone with ISK instead of a newb would help
So then I should kill someone with isk to get a bounty on my head ?!? What an amazing idea... DUH ! |
Jacque Sparrow
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Posted - 2004.06.02 18:57:00 -
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Originally by: Raeff
jacque jacque jacque .. /sigh .. i dont even know what to type man .. thnx for makin me laugh again though and realizing there is somebody at the bottom of the barrel .. but then again, i guess there has to be 
Welcome to the bottom-of-the-barrel also known as the-common-man.
Uh, excuse me, but can someone pull that flusher plunger thingy I can't seem to reach seeing how I am at-the-bottom-of-the-barrel. - LOL |
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